We all know it’s true: Sex is kind of ridiculous. We roll around making weird faces and goofy noises, slapping skin together in all kinds of bizarre ways, and that’s when everything is going perfectly.[...]
Don’t panic, Smutsters, we’re not gone forever and you didn’t miss the show! We’re taking a little break in July because Mindi is doing some jet-setting and Diva will be producing and performing in her[...]
Picture it: You're in that boring meeting, pretending to do something important on your phone. And here we are in your inbox with juicy deets on upcoming Slams, sneak peeks at new sexy prizes, and Fuckbucket hall of fame true confessions, all served up with our usual classy flair and adolescent humor like the delicate fucking flowers we are.
Join our list and we promise you'll be our dirty little secret. Some things are too good to be shared!
Yes!! Keep your eyes peeled for our first Smutty mash note and don't forget to whitelist us!