When:
April 25, 2017 @ 7:30 pm – 10:30 pm America/New York Timezone
2017-04-25T19:30:00-04:00
2017-04-25T22:30:00-04:00
Where:
Songbyrd Cafe (the "Byrd Cage" downstairs
2477 18th St NW
Washington, DC 20009
USA
Cost:
$10 in advance, $15 at the door
Contact:
Diva Darling and Mindi Mimosa
(202) 450-2917

We all know it’s true: Sex is kind of ridiculous. We roll around making weird faces and goofy noises, slapping skin together in all kinds of bizarre ways, and that’s when everything is going perfectly. When our best-laid plans go hilariously awry, that’s when it’s time to give up and go laugh about it with a room full of Smut aficionados!

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page.)

This month, our theme is “Funny Business!” In honor of National Humor Month, we invite you to tell your absurd adventures and bedroom farces. Did that cosplay hookup turn into super-awkward roleplay? How did you explain that butt print on the window to your neighbor? Bust out your best bust-up stories and make us laugh…because what’s sexier than a great sense of humor?

Your femme-cees will be Smut Slam DC co-producers Mindi Mimosa and Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges (TBA) who love laughing almost as much as they love orgasms.

**Doors at 7:30, Show at 8:30**

As always, the Fuckbucket (where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions) is generously sponsored by nJoy sex toys. Prizes for exceptional storytelling may include event tickets, sex toys, gift cards, or other swag donated by fabulous local sponsors.

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