When:
May 17, 2017 @ 7:30 pm – 10:30 pm America/New York Timezone
2017-05-17T19:30:00-04:00
2017-05-17T22:30:00-04:00
Where:
Songbyrd Cafe (the "Byrd Cage" downstairs
2477 18th St NW
Washington, DC 20009
USA
Cost:
$10 in advance, $15 at the door
Contact:
Diva Darling and Mindi Mimosa
(202) 450-2917

“First of May, first of May, outdoor fucking starts today!” or “It’s all fun & games till they have to x-ray your ass”? We just couldn’t choose, and neither do you! Temperatures and libidos are rising, so let’s grab a cold drink and share our stories of disaster dates and outdoor escapades.

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page.)

This month, our theme is “May Day/MAYDAY!” It’s like a choose-your-own-adventure—will you tell us your tales of going au naturel out in nature, or turn to page 83 and describe the horribly cringe-worthy night that awaited you there? We’ll toast your nude beach frolics and witchy Beltane banging, and do shots with you in solidarity for the sad orgies and shocking sagas.

Your femme-cees will be Smut Slam DC co-producers Mindi Mimosa and Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges (TBA) whose fancies in spring turn lightly to thoughts of lust.

**Doors at 7:30, Show at 8:30**

As always, the Fuckbucket (where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions) is generously sponsored by nJoy sex toys. Prizes for exceptional storytelling may include event tickets, sex toys, gift cards, or other swag donated by fabulous local sponsors.

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