When:
September 19, 2017 @ 7:30 pm – 10:30 pm America/New York Timezone
2017-09-19T19:30:00-04:00
2017-09-19T22:30:00-04:00
Where:
Songbyrd Cafe (the "Byrd Cage" downstairs
2477 18th St NW
Washington, DC 20009
USA
Cost:
$10 in advance, $15 at the door
Contact:
Diva Darling and Mindi Mimosa
(202) 450-2917

G marks the spot and there’s motion in the ocean! September’s Smut Slam falls on International Talk Like a Pirate Day, so let’s drink all the rum as you shiver our timbers with swashbuckling sagas of getting your jollies rogered.

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page.)

This month, our theme is “Quest for the Booty Call”. Tell us about your best ones– maybe about the time you got your poop deck swabbed, or when you got boarded by a pack of greedy rogues, or even your hot nights cruising the Carribbean. Did you take your licks from a cat o’nine, or yo ho blow the man down? We’ll sympathize with the times you had to draw them a map to your treasure. Rennies in the house can give us the scoop on the seamy side of Faire frolics during Pirate Weekend. BONUS: Bring your best pirate-themed pickup lines and we’ll give free Smut Slam tickets to the winner!

Your fabulous femme-cees will be Smut Slam DC co-producers Mindi Mimosa and Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges (TBA) who love tail from the high seas.

**Doors at 7:30, Show at 8:30**

As always, the Fuckbucket (where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions) is generously sponsored by Njoy sex toys. Prizes for exceptional storytelling may include event tickets, sex toys, gift cards, or other swag donated by fabulous local sponsors.

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