The Smut Slam DC Fuckbucket Hall of Fame
At every Smut Slam, the Bucket Babe encourages the audience to write down anonymous questions and confessions to go in the Fuckbucket. The emcee picks some to read aloud, and one lucky contributor is drawn at random to receive a prize from our sponsor nJoy Toys.
But what happens to the rest of the entries? Well, if the contributor consents to share it, you lucky duckies get to read it here or in our Smutty little emails. Read on for some of our favorite Smut Slam DC Fuckbucket deep thoughts! (click to expand images)
One time I accidentally urinated all over a girl while I was trying to blow my load on her stomach…She didn’t care, and made it into an “experience”. What is the correct etiquette of peeing on someone?
Sex with an ex’s friend? Wrong, or oh so right?
The old new Crucible (the people who go there know what I mean) decided to do an “Extreme Night”. There was this scene my girl and I really wanted to do somewhere there were witnesses. I put her on the table and put headphones on her for sea sounds. Then, I started piercing her legs down the middle of the front. Then I attached them so she could experience being a mermaid. When she had her fill, I took the needles out very sadistically, creating a large pool of blood from cunt to ankles. It turned out we shocked so many people (remember, “Extreme Night”) that we stopped the whole place, staring at us, and then the owner told us we were too grotesque.
We are still puzzled about that.