Smut Slam DC, where sex and storytelling collide in the capital

UPDATE REGARDING THE CORONAVIRUS CRISIS: Our March event has been cancelled to help with the prevention of the coronavirus spread. As of now, April and future events are going on as planned, but we will be reassessing as public health updates develop. Check back with our calendar for our first virtual DC Slam on Thursday 3/19, or follow Smut Slam International on Facebook for other international virtual slams to enjoy in the next few weeks while we’re all hunkering down and practicing responsible social distancing!

Smut Slam DC is a monthly storytelling open mic at The Brixton on the U Street corridor, where audience members sign up to tell 5-minute, real-life, first-person sex stories. A panel of local celebrity judges awards prizes for exceptional storytelling moxie, and in between stories, the hosts read anonymous questions and confessions submitted by the audience to the Fuckbucket. (So, it’s your basic wholesome family night out.) Smut Slam DC is queer-friendly, kink-friendly, fat-friendly, poly-friendly, and really just friendly! Smut Slam DC is a franchise of Smut Slam International, created by Cameryn Moore. Diva Darling is the producer and host of Smut Slam DC.

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Smut Slam DC: Sexplorations @ The Brixton
Mar 19 @ 7:00 pm – 10:30 pm
Smut Slam DC: Sexplorations @ The Brixton | Washington | District of Columbia | United States

THIS EVENT HAS BEEN CANCELLED TO HELP PREVENT THE SPREAD OF CORONAVIRUS

Please check back for the status of our events going forward from April, and check our calendar for one or more virtual Slams over the next few weeks!

Smut Slam DC: Sexplorations

Grab your whip and start spelunking—it’s time for racy adventure tales about all our adventures getting tail. Let’s celebrate the arrival of spring with sordid stories about uncovered mysteries and hidden treasures. It’s not just the sap that’s rising this spring!

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page.)

This month, our theme is “Sexplorations”. Tell us about your steamiest forays into new-to-you kinds of sex. Describe how your fingers went walking over hills and into valleys. What happened the night of your first dungeon crawl? Whether you’re a champion womb raider or hot for Indy’s bones, we want to hear all about your decadent debuts.

Our prize sponsors this month also include Best Women’s Erotica of the Year! Every winner will receive a copy of the new Volume 5 that just came out in December– plus we’ll be doing a little steamy reading between tellers to whet your appetite.

Your fabulous femme-cee is as always Smut Slam DC producer and burlesque performer Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges (TBA) who want to hear all about what you did with your family jewels.

Join us before the show to enjoy delicious pub fare, sample our exclusive happy hour cocktail menu, and browse collections of Fuckbucket confessions from past shows. Get swag, merch, and edutainment from our vendor and partner tables– including Smut Slam DC merch.

As always, the Fuckbucket (where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions) is generously sponsored by nJoy sex toys. We’ve got some fabulous storytelling prize packs on tap for you from our show sponsors, Lotus BloomsGlydeAmericaÜberlube, and Austin Travis.

Tickets:
Pre-order: $10
At Door: $15

Doors: 7:00pm
Show: 8:00pm

Hosted and Produced by: Diva Darling

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You know all the cool kids, and so does your business. When you sponsor Smut Slam DC, you’re telling the world that you’re sex-positive, a champion of performing arts, and the kind of visionary that knows that the District thrives on its odd, progressive, DIY cultural events.  Get in touch and join our Fuckbucket sponsor Njoy Toys and our prize sponsors GlydeAmerica, Lotus Blooms, Creamed & Sugared, and Überlube here in this space!

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