When:
September 18, 2020 @ 8:00 pm – 10:00 pm
2020-09-18T20:00:00-04:00
2020-09-18T22:00:00-04:00
Where:
Online!
Cost:
$10 general admission, $5 early bird, free tix available
Contact:
Diva Darling

**This show will have ASL interpretation**

We’re proud to announce that this month’s show marks the beginning of Smut Slam DC’s partnership with the Joy Platform, Joie de Vivre’s queer-centric, adult-event-inclusive virtual event platform. It’s totally private, has no recording function, and is rapidly growing into the premier provider of virtual event space for a dazzling variety of sex-positive and queer events including dance parties and naked poetry. Check out their calendar for the full schedule!

Smut Slam DC: Fuccaneers: Quest for the Hidden Pearl

Celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day in rogueish style, with lots of rum and booty calls! We’re bringing together a rogue’s gallery of sex-positive swashbucklers for a night of tales about salty delights and motion in the ocean.

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! And who says social distancing can’t be sexy? The hosts of Smut Slam International have teamed up to create a totally-online format to carry us through until we can safely be in live venues again.)

It’s become our tradition to just-the-tip our hat to Talk Like a Pirate Day every September, so this month our theme is “Fuccaneers: Quest for the Hidden Pearl”. Let’s share outrageous stories about enjoying the poop deck, chests that spill over with salty treasures, and ravishing our (willing) captives. Got a ribald tale from Pirate Weekend at the Renn Faire, or did you hook up with one of seven Captain Sparrows at Halloween that year? As always, we welcome you to break out your privateer finest if you like any excuse to dress like a pirate– your host sure does!

Join me, Smut Slam DC producer and femme-cee Diva Darling, for an evening of deliciously smutty stories told by YOU. I’ll be joined by a panel of local celebrity judges (TBA) who want to hear all about your skull & crossboning.

We’ll also, as always, have the Fuckbucket where audience members can write in their anonymous sexy questions and confessions. Want to play? Submit a NEW question or confession in the virtual Fuckbucket and I’ll be reading them aloud and answering your burning sex questions.

All the usual rules for participation apply– just because we’re online, doesn’t mean we’re not creating safe and inclusive space! I won’t be reading any Fuckbucket entries that are racist, ageist, body-shaming, homophobic, transphobic, kink-shaming, non-consensual, or that in any other way violate the Rules of the Road. Storytellers must also follow the house rules, and our live chat will be moderated to ensure no one violates safe space or abuses their chat privileges. After you register, you’ll receive an email with instructions about how to log into the Joy Platform– all you need is an internet browser and a microphone (if you want to tell a story). Cameras optional!

Smut Slam DC is a proud partner of the Woodhull Freedom Foundation’s Virtual Sexual Freedom Summit. Check out their programming for other wonderful sex-positive events through 2020! The show is generously sponsored by Lotus BloomsAustin TravisUberlube, and Glyde Condoms. The Fuckbucket is sponsored around the world by Njoy Toys. Heartfelt thanks as always to our sponsors for helping make our shows amazing!

Want to help someone in hardship attend? Purchase a gift ticket or two! In hardship? Check the “Get a Gift Ticket” link to see if any are available, or email diva@dc.smutslam.com and let’s work something out.

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