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May
21
Fri
Smut Slam DC: Old School @ Online!
May 21 @ 7:30 pm – 10:00 pm
Smut Slam DC: Old School @ Online! | Washington | District of Columbia | United States

**This show will have ASL interpretation**

“Back in the day…” Fill in that blank with stories of filling the [blank] the old-fashioned way! Sometimes we forget the lengths we went to when going for girth & mirth in times gone by, so let’s reminisce about chat rooms and hanky codes, key parties and Napster nudes. Get off, you whippersnappers!

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! And who says social distancing can’t be sexy? The hosts of Smut Slam International have teamed up to create a totally-online format to carry us through until we can safely be in live venues again.)

This month, our theme is “Old School”. Take that as you will– sharing our oral history of oral mysteries, or more literally fond memories of school spirit or sexy ed. Even our younger smutsters have stories of now-gone hookup tech or dating “rules” we’ve dumped. By the end of the night we’ll all agree– we’ve cum a long way, baby.

Join me, Smut Slam DC producer and femme-cee Diva Darling, for an evening of deliciously smutty stories told by YOU. For our storytelling prizewinners, we’ve got gorgeous sex toy prizes courtesy of sponsors Austin Travis WoodworkingLotus BloomsGlyde Condoms, and Uberlube, with a door prize courtesy of sponsor Njoy Toys. I’ll be joined by a panel of celebrity judges who walked uphill both ways in the snow for booty calls.

We’ll also, as always, have the Fuckbucket where audience members can write in their anonymous sexy questions and confessions. Want to play? Submit a NEW question or confession in the virtual Fuckbucket and I’ll be reading them aloud and answering your burning sex questions.

Plus, from 7:30-8 PM, the room will be open for the Smut Slam Lounge, where we’ll meet and mingle and enjoy some sexy games and icebreakers– and of course, you can play or just watch!

All the usual rules for participation apply– just because we’re online, doesn’t mean we’re not creating safe and inclusive space! I won’t be reading any Fuckbucket entries that are racist, ageist, body-shaming, homophobic, transphobic, kink-shaming, non-consensual, or that in any other way violate the Rules of the Road. Storytellers must also follow the house rules, and our live chat will be moderated to ensure no one violates safe space or abuses their chat privileges.

This show is produced as part of of Smut Slam DC’s partnership with the Joy Platform, Joie de Vivre‘s queer-centric, adult-event-inclusive virtual event platform. It’s totally private, has no recording function, and is rapidly growing into the premier provider of virtual event space for a dazzling variety of sex-positive and queer events including dance parties and naked poetry. Check out their calendar for the full schedule. After you register, you’ll receive an email with instructions about how to log into the Joy Platform– all you need is an internet browser and a microphone (if you want to tell a story). Cameras optional!

Want to help someone in hardship attend? Purchase a gift ticket or two! (Don’t worry that it asks you for an email address– it’ll still be counted as a gift ticket for anyone, not as a ticket for that email.) In hardship? Check the “Get a Gift Ticket” link to see if any are available, or email diva@dc.smutslam.com and let’s work something out.

Jun
18
Fri
Smut Slam DC: Queer Pride @ Online!
Jun 18 @ 7:30 pm – 10:00 pm
Smut Slam DC: Queer Pride @ Online! | Washington | District of Columbia | United States

**This show will have ASL interpretation**

It’s time to get rainbow high, Slamily! DC is gay as all get-out year-round, but June is our month to queer it up for Capital Pride. Join the party online at Joie this month as we center and celebrate our LGBTQIA+ voices and share stories of our queer magic and beauty.

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! And who says social distancing can’t be sexy? The hosts of Smut Slam International have teamed up to create a totally-online format to carry us through until we can safely be in live venues again.)

This month, our theme is “Queer Pride”. Every year, we take this month to join in the Capital Pride celebration and center our queer audience, because telling our stories and making our voices heard makes a difference. All are welcome, queer and ally alike, but this month we give preference to our sizable queer fan base for storytelling. Join us and let’s get fabulous together!

Join me, Smut Slam DC producer and femme-cee Diva Darling, for an evening of deliciously smutty stories told by YOU. For our storytelling prizewinners, we’ve got gorgeous sex toy prizes courtesy of sponsors Austin Travis WoodworkingLotus BloomsGlyde Condoms, and Uberlube, with a door prize courtesy of sponsor Njoy Toys. I’ll be joined by a panel of celebrity judges who have queer eyes for the top prize.

We’ll also, as always, have the Fuckbucket where audience members can write in their anonymous sexy questions and confessions. Want to play? Submit a NEW question or confession in the virtual Fuckbucket and I’ll be reading them aloud and answering your burning sex questions.

Plus, from 7:30-8 PM, the room will be open for the Smut Slam Lounge, where we’ll meet and mingle and enjoy some sexy games and icebreakers– and of course, you can play or just watch!

All the usual rules for participation apply– just because we’re online, doesn’t mean we’re not creating safe and inclusive space! I won’t be reading any Fuckbucket entries that are racist, ageist, body-shaming, homophobic, transphobic, kink-shaming, non-consensual, or that in any other way violate the Rules of the Road. Storytellers must also follow the house rules, and our live chat will be moderated to ensure no one violates safe space or abuses their chat privileges.

This show is produced as part of of Smut Slam DC’s partnership with the Joy Platform, Joie de Vivre‘s queer-centric, adult-event-inclusive virtual event platform. It’s totally private, has no recording function, and is rapidly growing into the premier provider of virtual event space for a dazzling variety of sex-positive and queer events including dance parties and naked poetry. Check out their calendar for the full schedule. After you register, you’ll receive an email with instructions about how to log into the Joy Platform– all you need is an internet browser and a microphone (if you want to tell a story). Cameras optional!

Want to help someone in hardship attend? Purchase a gift ticket or two! (Don’t worry that it asks you for an email address– it’ll still be counted as a gift ticket for anyone, not as a ticket for that email.) In hardship? Check the “Get a Gift Ticket” link to see if any are available, or email diva@dc.smutslam.com and let’s work something out.

Jul
16
Fri
Smut Slam DC: Sweetest Taboo @ Online!
Jul 16 @ 7:30 pm – 10:00 pm
Smut Slam DC: Sweetest Taboo @ Online! | Washington | District of Columbia | United States

**This show will have ASL interpretation**

Who says all the wrongs don’t make a right? All those delicious no-no’s, at the right moment, can become an “oh GOD yes”– and we need to hear about it! Let’s melt our routers in the summer heat with stories about our most shamelessly illicit romps…you naughty little pervs.

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! And who says social distancing can’t be sexy? The hosts of Smut Slam International have teamed up to create a totally-online format to carry us through until we can safely be in live venues again.)

This month, our theme is “Sweetest Taboo”, where we’re all about that forbidden fruit and juice that’s worth the squeeze. So many things in our society are considered shocking and depraved– but are they? Scratch the surface, and our desires are almost always more deviant than we’re supposed to admit. Let’s get subversive and talk about our kinks, our fetishes, our uniquely weird erotic fixations, and the way they make us feel alive and real. NOTE: We’re going to be especially vigilant this month about making sure stories stick to our Code of Conduct when it comes to trigger warnings/content notes, enthusiastic consensuality, and full adulthood, and we WILL shut down stories about “taboos” that are really violations of anyone’s agency and wellbeing. DON’T TEST ME.

Join me, Smut Slam DC producer and femme-cee Diva Darling, for an evening of deliciously smutty stories told by YOU. For our storytelling prizewinners, we’ve got gorgeous sex toy prizes courtesy of sponsors Austin Travis WoodworkingLotus BloomsGlyde Condoms, and Uberlube, with a door prize courtesy of sponsor Njoy Toys. I’ll be joined by a panel of celebrity judges who love to hear dirty little secrets.

We’ll also, as always, have the Fuckbucket where audience members can write in their anonymous sexy questions and confessions. Want to play? Submit a NEW question or confession in the virtual Fuckbucket and I’ll be reading them aloud and answering your burning sex questions.

Plus, from 7:30-8 PM, the room will be open for the Smut Slam Lounge, where we’ll meet and mingle and enjoy some sexy games and icebreakers– and of course, you can play or just watch!

All the usual rules for participation apply– just because we’re online, doesn’t mean we’re not creating safe and inclusive space! I won’t be reading any Fuckbucket entries that are racist, ageist, body-shaming, homophobic, transphobic, kink-shaming, non-consensual, or that in any other way violate the Rules of the Road. Storytellers must also follow the house rules, and our live chat will be moderated to ensure no one violates safe space or abuses their chat privileges.

This show is produced as part of of Smut Slam DC’s partnership with the Joy Platform, Joie de Vivre‘s queer-centric, adult-event-inclusive virtual event platform. It’s totally private, has no recording function, and is rapidly growing into the premier provider of virtual event space for a dazzling variety of sex-positive and queer events including dance parties and naked poetry. Check out their calendar for the full schedule. After you register, you’ll receive an email with instructions about how to log into the Joy Platform– all you need is an internet browser and a microphone (if you want to tell a story). Cameras optional!

Want to help someone in hardship attend? Purchase a gift ticket or two! (Don’t worry that it asks you for an email address– it’ll still be counted as a gift ticket for anyone, not as a ticket for that email.) In hardship? Check the “Get a Gift Ticket” link to see if any are available, or email diva@dc.smutslam.com and let’s work something out.

Aug
20
Fri
Smut Slam DC: Overnight Sensation @ Online!
Aug 20 @ 7:30 pm – 10:00 pm
Smut Slam DC: Overnight Sensation @ Online! | Washington | District of Columbia | United States

**This show will have ASL interpretation**

The dog days of August are good for two things– sexy getaways and hot hookups! Come join us with a cold drink, a lusty crowd, and a show full of stories about that one unforgettable night.

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! And who says social distancing can’t be sexy? The hosts of Smut Slam International have teamed up to create a totally-online format to carry us through until we can safely be in live venues again.)

True love may take a lifetime, but true lust can happen in a single night. We want to hear all about your most memorable one-night stands, your strokes at midnight, the day that everything changed. Tell us your Tindr travel tales, your steamy staycation stories, your full moon memories.

Join me, Smut Slam DC producer and femme-cee Diva Darling, for an evening of deliciously smutty stories told by YOU. For our storytelling prizewinners, we’ve got gorgeous sex toy prizes courtesy of sponsors Austin Travis WoodworkingLotus BloomsGlyde Condoms, and Uberlube, with a door prize courtesy of sponsor Njoy Toys. I’ll be joined by a panel of celebrity judges who promise it won’t be weird in the morning.

We’ll also, as always, have the Fuckbucket where audience members can write in their anonymous sexy questions and confessions. Want to play? Submit a NEW question or confession in the virtual Fuckbucket and I’ll be reading them aloud and answering your burning sex questions.

Plus, from 7:30-8 PM, the room will be open for the Smut Slam Lounge, where we’ll meet and mingle and enjoy some sexy games and icebreakers– and of course, you can play or just watch!

All the usual rules for participation apply– just because we’re online, doesn’t mean we’re not creating safe and inclusive space! I won’t be reading any Fuckbucket entries that are racist, ageist, body-shaming, homophobic, transphobic, kink-shaming, non-consensual, or that in any other way violate the Rules of the Road. Storytellers must also follow the house rules, and our live chat will be moderated to ensure no one violates safe space or abuses their chat privileges.

This show is produced as part of of Smut Slam DC’s partnership with the Joy Platform, Joie de Vivre‘s queer-centric, adult-event-inclusive virtual event platform. It’s totally private, has no recording function, and is rapidly growing into the premier provider of virtual event space for a dazzling variety of sex-positive and queer events including dance parties and naked poetry. Check out their calendar for the full schedule. After you register, you’ll receive an email with instructions about how to log into the Joy Platform– all you need is an internet browser and a microphone (if you want to tell a story). Cameras optional!

Want to help someone in hardship attend? Purchase a gift ticket or two! (Don’t worry that it asks you for an email address– it’ll still be counted as a gift ticket for anyone, not as a ticket for that email.) In hardship? Check the “Get a Gift Ticket” link to see if any are available, or email diva@dc.smutslam.com and let’s work something out.

Sep
17
Fri
Smut Slam DC: G Marks the Spot @ Online!
Sep 17 @ 7:30 pm – 10:00 pm
Smut Slam DC: G Marks the Spot @ Online! | Washington | District of Columbia | United States

**This show will have ASL interpretation**

Raise your mizzen and prepare to be boarded– it’s time to yo ho and blow the man down! Every year we tip our tricorns to International Talk Like a Pirate Day, so let’s get salty and talk about seamen and poop decks while we wonder where all the rum’s gone.

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! And who says social distancing can’t be sexy? The hosts of Smut Slam International have teamed up to create a totally-online format to carry us through until we can safely be in live venues again.)

In our roguish tradition, this month our theme is “G Marks the Spot”. If you’re missing Pirate Weekend at Faire, we invite you to garb up (your host will be!) and grab a tankard of whatever wets your whistle. Share your sagas of abundant booty, pearl necklaces, and showers of gold. Tickle us with tales of arriving at the G-spot (or P-spot!) and the delights you discovered. Got a salacious sea chanty? Bring it to the Lounge before the show and let’s heat things up with a dirty singalong!

Join me, Smut Slam DC producer and femme-cee Diva Darling, for an evening of deliciously smutty stories told by YOU. For our storytelling prizewinners, we’ve got gorgeous sex toy prizes courtesy of sponsors Austin Travis WoodworkingLotus BloomsGlyde Condoms, and Uberlube, with a door prize courtesy of sponsor Njoy Toys. I’ll be joined by a panel of celebrity judges who want to hear about the treasures in your chest.

We’ll also, as always, have the Fuckbucket where audience members can write in their anonymous sexy questions and confessions. Want to play? Submit a NEW question or confession in the virtual Fuckbucket and I’ll be reading them aloud and answering your burning sex questions.

Plus, from 7:30-8 PM, the room will be open for the Smut Slam Lounge, where we’ll meet and mingle and enjoy some sexy games and icebreakers– and of course, you can play or just watch!

All the usual rules for participation apply– just because we’re online, doesn’t mean we’re not creating safe and inclusive space! I won’t be reading any Fuckbucket entries that are racist, ageist, body-shaming, homophobic, transphobic, kink-shaming, non-consensual, or that in any other way violate the Rules of the Road. Storytellers must also follow the house rules, and our live chat will be moderated to ensure no one violates safe space or abuses their chat privileges.

This show is produced as part of of Smut Slam DC’s partnership with the Joy Platform, Joie de Vivre‘s queer-centric, adult-event-inclusive virtual event platform. It’s totally private, has no recording function, and is rapidly growing into the premier provider of virtual event space for a dazzling variety of sex-positive and queer events including dance parties and naked poetry. Check out their calendar for the full schedule. After you register, you’ll receive an email with instructions about how to log into the Joy Platform– all you need is an internet browser and a microphone (if you want to tell a story). Cameras optional!

Want to help someone in hardship attend? Purchase a gift ticket or two! (Don’t worry that it asks you for an email address– it’ll still be counted as a gift ticket for anyone, not as a ticket for that email.) In hardship? Check the “Get a Gift Ticket” link to see if any are available, or email diva@dc.smutslam.com and let’s work something out.

Oct
15
Fri
Smut Slam DC: Let’s Get Hexy @ Online!
Oct 15 @ 7:30 pm – 10:00 pm
Smut Slam DC: Let's Get Hexy @ Online! | Washington | District of Columbia | United States

**This show will have ASL interpretation**

It’s spooky season, ghoulfriends! We’re reveling at the crossroads of sexy and scary, ready to dare the devil to compete for a golden diddle. Pass the flashlight and tell us about the boo that made you shiver or the night you did the monster smash.

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! And who says social distancing can’t be sexy? The hosts of Smut Slam International have teamed up to create a totally-online format to carry us through until we can safely be in live venues again.)

This month, our theme is “Let’s Get Hexy”. Celebrate your inner Morticia or Gomez with tales of your most gothic romances. Tell a campfire story about the time you got down with a ghost or bought that haunted sex toy off eBay. Thrill us with your sex magic sorcery or the cemetary shenanigans that raised more than the dead. What trouble did you get into that Mischief Night? We want to hear all about your tricks and treats, about peeling off your sexy banana costume, about your quest for the Great Blumpkin. It’s a Rocks-Off Horror Show and you’re the star. Want to come in costume? Do it– your host will be!

Join me, Smut Slam DC producer and femme-cee Diva Darling, for an evening of deliciously smutty stories told by YOU. For our storytelling prizewinners, we’ve got gorgeous sex toy prizes courtesy of sponsors Austin Travis WoodworkingLotus BloomsGlyde Condoms, and Uberlube, with a door prize courtesy of sponsor Njoy Toys. I’ll be joined by a panel of celebrity judges who love having the pants scared off of them.

We’ll also, as always, have the Fuckbucket where audience members can write in their anonymous sexy questions and confessions. Want to play? Submit a NEW question or confession in the virtual Fuckbucket and I’ll be reading them aloud and answering your burning sex questions.

Plus, from 7:30-8 PM, the room will be open for the Smut Slam Lounge, where we’ll meet and mingle and enjoy some sexy games and icebreakers– and of course, you can play or just watch!

All the usual rules for participation apply– just because we’re online, doesn’t mean we’re not creating safe and inclusive space! I won’t be reading any Fuckbucket entries that are racist, ageist, body-shaming, homophobic, transphobic, kink-shaming, non-consensual, or that in any other way violate the Rules of the Road. Storytellers must also follow the house rules, and our live chat will be moderated to ensure no one violates safe space or abuses their chat privileges.

This show is produced as part of of Smut Slam DC’s partnership with the Joy Platform, Joie de Vivre‘s queer-centric, adult-event-inclusive virtual event platform. It’s totally private, has no recording function, and is rapidly growing into the premier provider of virtual event space for a dazzling variety of sex-positive and queer events including dance parties and naked poetry. Check out their calendar for the full schedule. After you register, you’ll receive an email with instructions about how to log into the Joy Platform– all you need is an internet browser and a microphone (if you want to tell a story). Cameras optional!

Want to help someone in hardship attend? Purchase a gift ticket or two! (Don’t worry that it asks you for an email address– it’ll still be counted as a gift ticket for anyone, not as a ticket for that email.) In hardship? Check the “Get a Gift Ticket” link to see if any are available, or email diva@dc.smutslam.com and let’s work something out.

Nov
19
Fri
Smut Slam DC: Stuffed! @ Online!
Nov 19 @ 7:30 pm – 10:00 pm
Smut Slam DC: Stuffed! @ Online! | Washington | District of Columbia | United States

**This show will have ASL interpretation**

The trussing, the oil rubdown, that hot juicy first nibble– it’s time to talk turkey about our favorite subject: sex! Food and bodies both feel amazing in our mouths, and what better month to turn each other on with stories at that intersection of oral delights? Whether you’re swapping recipes or partners, we want to know how you’re keeping it spicy or sweet.

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! And who says social distancing can’t be sexy? The hosts of Smut Slam International have teamed up to create a totally-online format to carry us through until we can safely be in live venues again.)

This month, our theme is “Stuffed!” Food is often part of our most sensual feasts, so bring your stories of aphrodisiacs and edible underwear, whipped cream and other delights. Did dinner burn on the stove while you burned up the kitchen floor? Was your first lover a hookup from the produce aisle? Or are you simply a size queen who loves to see what you can fit up there? November is a month of food and togetherness, so let’s come together to talk about the best things we’ve ever put in our mouths.

Join me, Smut Slam DC producer and femme-cee Diva Darling, for an evening of deliciously smutty stories told by YOU. For our storytelling prizewinners, we’ve got gorgeous sex toy prizes courtesy of sponsors Austin Travis WoodworkingLotus BloomsGlyde Condoms, and Uberlube, with a door prize courtesy of sponsor Njoy Toys. I’ll be joined by a panel of celebrity judges who want to know who got served for dessert.

We’ll also, as always, have the Fuckbucket where audience members can write in their anonymous sexy questions and confessions. Want to play? Submit a NEW question or confession in the virtual Fuckbucket and I’ll be reading them aloud and answering your burning sex questions.

Plus, from 7:30-8 PM, the room will be open for the Smut Slam Lounge, where we’ll meet and mingle and enjoy some sexy games and icebreakers– and of course, you can play or just watch!

All the usual rules for participation apply– just because we’re online, doesn’t mean we’re not creating safe and inclusive space! I won’t be reading any Fuckbucket entries that are racist, ageist, body-shaming, homophobic, transphobic, kink-shaming, non-consensual, or that in any other way violate the Rules of the Road. Storytellers must also follow the house rules, and our live chat will be moderated to ensure no one violates safe space or abuses their chat privileges.

This show is produced as part of of Smut Slam DC’s partnership with the Joy Platform, Joie de Vivre‘s queer-centric, adult-event-inclusive virtual event platform. It’s totally private, has no recording function, and is rapidly growing into the premier provider of virtual event space for a dazzling variety of sex-positive and queer events including dance parties and naked poetry. Check out their calendar for the full schedule. After you register, you’ll receive an email with instructions about how to log into the Joy Platform– all you need is an internet browser and a microphone (if you want to tell a story). Cameras optional!

Want to help someone in hardship attend? Purchase a gift ticket or two! (Don’t worry that it asks you for an email address– it’ll still be counted as a gift ticket for anyone, not as a ticket for that email.) In hardship? Check the “Get a Gift Ticket” link to see if any are available, or email diva@dc.smutslam.com and let’s work something out.

Dec
17
Fri
Smut Slam DC: Fandom-ination @ Online!
Dec 17 @ 7:30 pm – 10:00 pm
Smut Slam DC: Fandom-ination @ Online! | Washington | District of Columbia | United States

**This show will have ASL interpretation**

Nerdy, dirty, inked, and curvy– the Venn diagram of the Dream Lover for so many of us! Fans from every -dom are some of the perviest people around, so let’s mix up our Gargle Blasters and swap sagas from the seamy underbelly of con culture, cosplay, and all things geek and fun-dry.

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! And who says social distancing can’t be sexy? The hosts of Smut Slam International have teamed up to create a totally-online format to carry us through until we can safely be in live venues again.)

This month, we bring the 2021 season to a roaring close with the theme “Fandom-ination”. We want to hear about your DragonCon deviance, your Hutt-Slayer Leia lesbian orgy, and that time you rolled a dirty 20 on your CHA check with the hot dwarf in your local tavern. “Dungeon crawl” takes on all kinds of meanings as we share our real-life slashfic and nerd out hardcore. Join us in the Lounge pre-show for some sexy, silly dice-rolling fun to break the ice, and what kind of nerd host would I be to throw this party and NOT invite you to cosplay? Bring it on, smutsters!

Join me, Smut Slam DC producer and femme-cee Diva Darling, for an evening of deliciously smutty stories told by YOU. For our storytelling prizewinners, we’ve got gorgeous sex toy prizes courtesy of sponsors Austin Travis WoodworkingLotus BloomsGlyde Condoms, and Uberlube, with a door prize courtesy of sponsor Njoy Toys. I’ll be joined by a panel of celebrity judges who actually DO want to hear about your character…’s undercover adventures.

We’ll also, as always, have the Fuckbucket where audience members can write in their anonymous sexy questions and confessions. Want to play? Submit a NEW question or confession in the virtual Fuckbucket and I’ll be reading them aloud and answering your burning sex questions.

Plus, from 7:30-8 PM, the room will be open for the Smut Slam Lounge, where we’ll meet and mingle and enjoy some sexy games and icebreakers– and of course, you can play or just watch!

All the usual rules for participation apply– just because we’re online, doesn’t mean we’re not creating safe and inclusive space! I won’t be reading any Fuckbucket entries that are racist, ageist, body-shaming, homophobic, transphobic, kink-shaming, non-consensual, or that in any other way violate the Rules of the Road. Storytellers must also follow the house rules, and our live chat will be moderated to ensure no one violates safe space or abuses their chat privileges.

This show is produced as part of of Smut Slam DC’s partnership with the Joy Platform, Joie de Vivre‘s queer-centric, adult-event-inclusive virtual event platform. It’s totally private, has no recording function, and is rapidly growing into the premier provider of virtual event space for a dazzling variety of sex-positive and queer events including dance parties and naked poetry. Check out their calendar for the full schedule. After you register, you’ll receive an email with instructions about how to log into the Joy Platform– all you need is an internet browser and a microphone (if you want to tell a story). Cameras optional!

Want to help someone in hardship attend? Purchase a gift ticket or two! (Don’t worry that it asks you for an email address– it’ll still be counted as a gift ticket for anyone, not as a ticket for that email.) In hardship? Check the “Get a Gift Ticket” link to see if any are available, or email diva@dc.smutslam.com and let’s work something out.

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