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Feb
20
Thu
Smut Slam DC: Birthday Cabaret Fourplay @ The Brixton
Feb 20 @ 7:00 pm – 10:30 pm
Smut Slam DC: Birthday Cabaret Fourplay @ The Brixton | Washington | District of Columbia | United States

**This show will have ASL interpretation**

Smut Slam DC: Birthday Cabaret Fourplay

It’s a Smut Slam DC birthday blowout, and you’re on the VIP (Very Intimate Perverts) guest list! Your favorite sexy storytelling show turns 4 this month, and once again we’re lighting up the night cabaret-style. The Smut Slam Cabaret is a lineup of sizzling storytellers and exhibitionist entertainment in a variety-show version of the slam you know and love.

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? This month is a little different because we’re putting on a performance, but normally it’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. See the full rules and how it usually works on our Rules of the Road page.)

Dress to express your sexy self as we bring you a night of Weimar decadence and surprise treats. We’ll still have the Fuckbucket to collect your anonymous questions and confessions, with a raffle prize for participants from our generous sponsor Njoy Sex Toys. Since we’ve got performances instead of open mic competition, we’re also raffling off sexy door prize packages with a total value of more than $400 from our show sponsors, Lotus BloomsGlydeAmericaÜberlube, and Austin Travis.

Our raffle packages will also include copies of The Best Women’s Erotica of the Year, Volume 5 that just dropped in December, courtesy of sponsor Best Women’s Erotica of the Year. You’ll get a little aural sex with a steamy reading from the book during the show!

Your fabulous femme-cee is Smut Slam DC producer Diva Darling, joined by a lineup that will dazzle and delight you (coming soon!)

Join us before the show to enjoy delicious pub fare, sample our exclusive happy hour cocktail menu, and browse collections of Fuckbucket confessions from past shows as well as sexy Smut Slam DC merch.

Tickets:
Pre-order: $15 (includes one free door prize raffle ticket)
At Door: $20 (cash or Venmo only)

Doors: 7:00pm
Show: 8:00pm

Hosted and Produced by: Diva Darling

Mar
19
Thu
Smut Slam DC: Sexplorations @ The Brixton
Mar 19 @ 7:00 pm – 10:30 pm
Smut Slam DC: Sexplorations @ The Brixton | Washington | District of Columbia | United States

**This show will have ASL interpretation**

Smut Slam DC: Sexplorations

Grab your whip and start spelunking—it’s time for racy adventure tales about all our adventures getting tail. Let’s celebrate the arrival of spring with sordid stories about uncovered mysteries and hidden treasures. It’s not just the sap that’s rising this spring!

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page.)

This month, our theme is “Sexplorations”. Tell us about your steamiest forays into new-to-you kinds of sex. Describe how your fingers went walking over hills and into valleys. What happened the night of your first dungeon crawl? Whether you’re a champion womb raider or hot for Indy’s bones, we want to hear all about your decadent debuts.

Our prize sponsors this month also include Best Women’s Erotica of the Year! Every winner will receive a copy of the new Volume 5 that just came out in December– plus we’ll be doing a little steamy reading between tellers to whet your appetite.

Your fabulous femme-cee is as always Smut Slam DC producer and burlesque performer Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges (TBA) who want to hear all about what you did with your family jewels.

Join us before the show to enjoy delicious pub fare, sample our exclusive happy hour cocktail menu, and browse collections of Fuckbucket confessions from past shows. Get swag, merch, and edutainment from our vendor and partner tables– including Smut Slam DC merch.

As always, the Fuckbucket (where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions) is generously sponsored by nJoy sex toys. We’ve got some fabulous storytelling prize packs on tap for you from our show sponsors, Lotus BloomsGlydeAmericaÜberlube, and Austin Travis.

Tickets:
Pre-order: $10
At Door: $15

Doors: 7:00pm
Show: 8:00pm

Hosted and Produced by: Diva Darling

Apr
16
Thu
Smut Slam DC: Pajama Party @ The Brixton
Apr 16 @ 7:00 pm – 10:30 pm
Smut Slam DC: Pajama Party @ The Brixton | Washington | District of Columbia | United States

**This show will have ASL interpretation**

Smut Slam DC: Pajama Party

Pillow fights, frozen bras, kissing games, and blanket forts—why leave them behind just because we’re adults? Start your weekend early when you come out and join us for a night of breathless stories about your favorite pajama games.

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page.)

This month, our theme is “Pajama Party”—and you’re invited to come dressed for bed! Share your tales of textile delights: the time you literally ripped a bodice, the lingerie that ignited a relationship revolution, what the smell of leather or the feel of denim does to you. Not only are we swapping stories about how lingerie and other clothes gave us a sexy swagger, but you can come play in your pajamas! (Sexy or cozy, as long as you’re street-legal.)

Your fabulous femme-cee is as always Smut Slam DC producer and burlesque performer Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges (TBA) who want you to play some truth or bare.

Join us before the show to enjoy delicious pub fare, sample our exclusive happy hour cocktail menu, and browse collections of Fuckbucket confessions from past shows. Get swag, merch, and edutainment from our vendor and partner tables– including Smut Slam DC merch.

As always, the Fuckbucket (where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions) is generously sponsored by nJoy sex toys. We’ve got some fabulous storytelling prize packs on tap for you from our show sponsors, Lotus BloomsGlydeAmericaÜberlube, and Austin Travis.

Tickets:
Pre-order: $10
At Door: $15

Doors: 7:00pm
Show: 8:00pm

Hosted and Produced by: Diva Darling

May
15
Fri
Smut Slam DC: Oral Fixation @ The Brixton
May 15 @ 7:00 pm – 10:30 pm
Smut Slam DC: Oral Fixation @ The Brixton | Washington | District of Columbia | United States

**This show will have ASL interpretation**

Smut Slam DC: Oral Fixation

Freud may have frowned on it, but we know that an obsession with oral is just good dirty fun! Show us what you can do with your mouth when we trade tales of tongue-twisters and lip locks.

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page.)

This month, our theme is “Oral Fixation”. Licking, kissing, biting, sucking– however you use it, your mouth is a multi-purpose sex organ. Talk dirty to us about your linguist lust, whisper hot nothings about having your lover for dessert, or blow our minds with your innovative ways to put your honey where your mouth is.

Your fabulous femme-cee is as always Smut Slam DC producer and burlesque performer Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges (TBA) who want to know if you kiss your lover with that mouth.

Join us before the show to enjoy delicious pub fare, sample our exclusive happy hour cocktail menu, and browse collections of Fuckbucket confessions from past shows. Get swag, merch, and edutainment from our vendor and partner tables– including Smut Slam DC merch.

As always, the Fuckbucket (where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions) is generously sponsored by nJoy sex toys. We’ve got some fabulous storytelling prize packs on tap for you from our show sponsors, Lotus BloomsGlydeAmericaÜberlube, and Austin Travis.

Tickets:
Pre-order: $10
At Door: $15

Doors: 7:00pm
Show: 8:00pm

Hosted and Produced by: Diva Darling

Jun
18
Thu
Smut Slam DC: Queer Pride @ The Brixton
Jun 18 @ 7:00 pm – 10:30 pm
Smut Slam DC: Queer Pride @ The Brixton | Washington | District of Columbia | United States

**This show will have ASL interpretation**

Smut Slam DC: Queer Pride

Say it loud and say it proud– queer sex is beautiful! The whole city’s partying for Pride in June, so come tell us how you got your rainbow high. We’ve always got a big queer presence, but tonight let’s come together to celebrate our magic and joy with stories representing the spectrum of our sex lives.

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page.)

This month, our theme is “Queer Pride”. Every year, we take this month to join in the Capital Pride celebration and center our queer audience, because telling our stories and making our voices heard makes a difference. All are welcome, queer and ally alike, but this month we give preference to our sizable queer fan base for storytelling. Join us and let’s get fabulous together!

Your fabulous femme-cee is as always Smut Slam DC producer and burlesque performer Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges (TBA) who want to taste the rainbow.

Join us before the show to enjoy delicious pub fare, sample our exclusive happy hour cocktail menu, and browse collections of Fuckbucket confessions from past shows. Get swag, merch, and edutainment from our vendor and partner tables– including Smut Slam DC merch.

As always, the Fuckbucket (where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions) is generously sponsored by nJoy sex toys. We’ve got some fabulous storytelling prize packs on tap for you from our show sponsors, Lotus BloomsGlydeAmericaÜberlube, and Austin Travis.

Tickets:
Pre-order: $10
At Door: $15

Doors: 7:00pm
Show: 8:00pm

Hosted and Produced by: Diva Darling

Jul
16
Thu
Smut Slam DC: Sizzle Reel @ The Brixton
Jul 16 @ 7:00 pm – 10:30 pm
Smut Slam DC: Sizzle Reel @ The Brixton | Washington | District of Columbia | United States

**This show will have ASL interpretation**

Smut Slam DC: Sizzle Reel

Are you ready for your closeup? Summer is sizzling and so are our stories of the hot highlights of our on-camera action. There’s no walk of shame on this red carpet, where three lucky winners will take home the prize for Best Performance in a Sex Story.

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page.)

This month, our theme is “Sizzle Reel”, where we want you to give us reel talk about sex on film. Are you an amateur auteur on your favorite video site? Did porn change your sex life? Tell us about long-distance lust with steamy selfies, or the time you revved your engines at the drive-in. If it involves photos or video and sex, we’re the target audience.

Your fabulous femme-cee is as always Smut Slam DC producer and burlesque performer Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges (TBA) who want to hear all about your Oscar-worthy O’s.

Join us before the show to enjoy delicious pub fare, sample our exclusive happy hour cocktail menu, and browse collections of Fuckbucket confessions from past shows. Get swag, merch, and edutainment from our vendor and partner tables– including Smut Slam DC merch.

As always, the Fuckbucket (where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions) is generously sponsored by nJoy sex toys. We’ve got some fabulous storytelling prize packs on tap for you from our show sponsors, Lotus BloomsGlydeAmericaÜberlube, and Austin Travis.

Tickets:
Pre-order: $10
At Door: $15

Doors: 7:00pm
Show: 8:00pm

Hosted and Produced by: Diva Darling

Aug
20
Thu
Smut Slam DC: Overnight Sensation @ The Brixton
Aug 20 @ 7:00 pm – 10:30 pm
Smut Slam DC: Overnight Sensation @ The Brixton | Washington | District of Columbia | United States

**This show will have ASL interpretation**

Smut Slam DC: Overnight Sensation

The dog days of August are good for two things– sexy getaways and hot hookups! Come join us with a cold drink, a lusty crowd, and a show full of stories about that one unforgettable night.

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page.)

True love may take a lifetime, but true lust can happen in a single night. We want to hear all about your most memorable one-night stands, your strokes at midnight, the day that everything changed. Tell us your Tindr travel tales, your steamy staycation stories, your full moon memories.

Your fabulous femme-cee is as always Smut Slam DC producer and burlesque performer Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges (TBA) who promise it won’t be weird in the morning.

Join us before the show to enjoy delicious pub fare, sample our exclusive happy hour cocktail menu, and browse collections of Fuckbucket confessions from past shows. Get swag, merch, and edutainment from our vendor and partner tables– including Smut Slam DC merch.

As always, the Fuckbucket (where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions) is generously sponsored by nJoy sex toys. We’ve got some fabulous storytelling prize packs on tap for you from our show sponsors, Lotus BloomsGlydeAmericaÜberlube, and Austin Travis.

Tickets:
Pre-order: $10
At Door: $15

Doors: 7:00pm
Show: 8:00pm

Hosted and Produced by: Diva Darling

Sep
17
Thu
Smut Slam DC: Fuccaneers: Quest for the Hidden Pearl @ The Brixton
Sep 17 @ 7:00 pm – 10:30 pm
Smut Slam DC: Fuccaneers:  Quest for the Hidden Pearl @ The Brixton | Washington | District of Columbia | United States

**This show will have ASL interpretation**

Smut Slam DC: Fuccaneers: Quest for the Hidden Pearl

Celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day in rogueish style, with lots of rum and booty calls! We’re bringing together a rogue’s gallery of sex-positive swashbucklers for a night of tales about salty delights and motion in the ocean.

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page.)

It’s become our tradition to just-the-tip our hat to Talk Like a Pirate Day every September, so this month our theme is “Fuccaneers: Quest for the Hidden Pearl”. Let’s share outrageous stories about enjoying the poop deck, chests that spill over with treasures, and ravishing our (willing) captives. Got a ribald tale from Pirate Weekend at the Renn Faire, or did you hook up with one of seven Captain Sparrows at Halloween that year? As always, we welcome you to break out your privateer finest if you like any excuse to dress like a pirate– your host sure does!

Your fabulous femme-cee is as always Smut Slam DC producer and burlesque performer Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges (TBA) who want to hear all about your skull & crossboning.

Join us before the show to enjoy delicious pub fare, sample our exclusive happy hour cocktail menu, and browse collections of Fuckbucket confessions from past shows. Get swag, merch, and edutainment from our vendor and partner tables– including Smut Slam DC merch.

As always, the Fuckbucket (where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions) is generously sponsored by nJoy sex toys. We’ve got some fabulous storytelling prize packs on tap for you from our show sponsors, Lotus BloomsGlydeAmericaÜberlube, and Austin Travis.

Tickets:
Pre-order: $10
At Door: $15

Doors: 7:00pm
Show: 8:00pm

Hosted and Produced by: Diva Darling

Oct
15
Thu
Smut Slam DC: Standing O @ The Brixton
Oct 15 @ 7:00 pm – 10:30 pm
Smut Slam DC: Standing O @ The Brixton | Washington | District of Columbia | United States

**This show will have ASL interpretation**

Smut Slam DC: Standing O

Costumed or verite, it’s time to honor your boudoir performances and erotic theatrics. Let’s come together and dramatically re-tell our hottest sex scenes that’ll bring the audience to its feet– or its knees.

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page.)

This month, our theme is “Standing O”. Talk to us about your real-life erotic thrillers, your exhibitionist scenes, your personal Great Performances. Are you a theater nerd whose on-stage romance burned up backstage? Or did you simply discover the delights of sex while standing? You deserve a standing O for those outstanding O’s! With our theatrical theme and Halloween just around the corner, you’re welcome to costume it up– we sure will be.

Your fabulous femme-cee is as always Smut Slam DC producer and burlesque performer Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges (TBA) who can’t wait to hear about your talent show.

Join us before the show to enjoy delicious pub fare, sample our exclusive happy hour cocktail menu, and browse collections of Fuckbucket confessions from past shows. Get swag, merch, and edutainment from our vendor and partner tables– including Smut Slam DC merch.

As always, the Fuckbucket (where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions) is generously sponsored by nJoy sex toys. We’ve got some fabulous storytelling prize packs on tap for you from our show sponsors, Lotus BloomsGlydeAmericaÜberlube, and Austin Travis.

Tickets:
Pre-order: $10
At Door: $15

Doors: 7:00pm
Show: 8:00pm

Hosted and Produced by: Diva Darling

Nov
19
Thu
Smut Slam DC: Housewarming @ The Brixton
Nov 19 @ 7:00 pm – 10:30 pm
Smut Slam DC: Housewarming @ The Brixton | Washington | District of Columbia | United States

**This show will have ASL interpretation**

Smut Slam DC: Housewarming

Behind the everyday exteriors of our homes lurk all kinds of steamy secrets. Basement dungeons, polyamory date rooms, or even just that couch that’s perfect for Netflix & chilling, home is where the hot is. Join us for a night of stories about home sweet moan.

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page.)

This month, our theme is “Housewarming”. Let’s talk about just how we’re warming our houses, whether it’s stealth sex at Thanksgiving in our childhood bedrooms, or an erotic tour of every room. Did you get steamy in the shower, or turn your kitchen flirting into another kind of feast? Take a break from holiday prep and indulge in everyone’s recipes for home-made stuffing!

Your fabulous femme-cee is as always Smut Slam DC producer and burlesque performer Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges (TBA) who want to hear all about eating out while staying in.

Join us before the show to enjoy delicious pub fare, sample our exclusive happy hour cocktail menu, and browse collections of Fuckbucket confessions from past shows. Get swag, merch, and edutainment from our vendor and partner tables– including Smut Slam DC merch.

As always, the Fuckbucket (where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions) is generously sponsored by nJoy sex toys. We’ve got some fabulous storytelling prize packs on tap for you from our show sponsors, Lotus BloomsGlydeAmericaÜberlube, and Austin Travis.

Tickets:
Pre-order: $10
At Door: $15

Doors: 7:00pm
Show: 8:00pm

Hosted and Produced by: Diva Darling

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