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Aug
20
Thu
Smut Slam DC: Overnight Sensation @ The Brixton
Aug 20 @ 7:00 pm – 10:30 pm
Smut Slam DC: Overnight Sensation @ The Brixton | Washington | District of Columbia | United States

**This show will have ASL interpretation**

Smut Slam DC: Overnight Sensation

The dog days of August are good for two things– sexy getaways and hot hookups! Come join us with a cold drink, a lusty crowd, and a show full of stories about that one unforgettable night.

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page.)

True love may take a lifetime, but true lust can happen in a single night. We want to hear all about your most memorable one-night stands, your strokes at midnight, the day that everything changed. Tell us your Tindr travel tales, your steamy staycation stories, your full moon memories.

Your fabulous femme-cee is as always Smut Slam DC producer and burlesque performer Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges (TBA) who promise it won’t be weird in the morning.

Join us before the show to enjoy delicious pub fare, sample our exclusive happy hour cocktail menu, and browse collections of Fuckbucket confessions from past shows. Get swag, merch, and edutainment from our vendor and partner tables– including Smut Slam DC merch.

As always, the Fuckbucket (where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions) is generously sponsored by nJoy sex toys. We’ve got some fabulous storytelling prize packs on tap for you from our show sponsors, Lotus BloomsGlydeAmericaÜberlube, and Austin Travis.

Tickets:
Pre-order: $10
At Door: $15

Doors: 7:00pm
Show: 8:00pm

Hosted and Produced by: Diva Darling

Sep
17
Thu
Smut Slam DC: Fuccaneers: Quest for the Hidden Pearl @ The Brixton
Sep 17 @ 7:00 pm – 10:30 pm
Smut Slam DC: Fuccaneers:  Quest for the Hidden Pearl @ The Brixton | Washington | District of Columbia | United States

**This show will have ASL interpretation**

Smut Slam DC: Fuccaneers: Quest for the Hidden Pearl

Celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day in rogueish style, with lots of rum and booty calls! We’re bringing together a rogue’s gallery of sex-positive swashbucklers for a night of tales about salty delights and motion in the ocean.

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page.)

It’s become our tradition to just-the-tip our hat to Talk Like a Pirate Day every September, so this month our theme is “Fuccaneers: Quest for the Hidden Pearl”. Let’s share outrageous stories about enjoying the poop deck, chests that spill over with treasures, and ravishing our (willing) captives. Got a ribald tale from Pirate Weekend at the Renn Faire, or did you hook up with one of seven Captain Sparrows at Halloween that year? As always, we welcome you to break out your privateer finest if you like any excuse to dress like a pirate– your host sure does!

Your fabulous femme-cee is as always Smut Slam DC producer and burlesque performer Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges (TBA) who want to hear all about your skull & crossboning.

Join us before the show to enjoy delicious pub fare, sample our exclusive happy hour cocktail menu, and browse collections of Fuckbucket confessions from past shows. Get swag, merch, and edutainment from our vendor and partner tables– including Smut Slam DC merch.

As always, the Fuckbucket (where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions) is generously sponsored by nJoy sex toys. We’ve got some fabulous storytelling prize packs on tap for you from our show sponsors, Lotus BloomsGlydeAmericaÜberlube, and Austin Travis.

Tickets:
Pre-order: $10
At Door: $15

Doors: 7:00pm
Show: 8:00pm

Hosted and Produced by: Diva Darling

Oct
15
Thu
Smut Slam DC: Standing O @ The Brixton
Oct 15 @ 7:00 pm – 10:30 pm
Smut Slam DC: Standing O @ The Brixton | Washington | District of Columbia | United States

**This show will have ASL interpretation**

Smut Slam DC: Standing O

Costumed or verite, it’s time to honor your boudoir performances and erotic theatrics. Let’s come together and dramatically re-tell our hottest sex scenes that’ll bring the audience to its feet– or its knees.

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page.)

This month, our theme is “Standing O”. Talk to us about your real-life erotic thrillers, your exhibitionist scenes, your personal Great Performances. Are you a theater nerd whose on-stage romance burned up backstage? Or did you simply discover the delights of sex while standing? You deserve a standing O for those outstanding O’s! With our theatrical theme and Halloween just around the corner, you’re welcome to costume it up– we sure will be.

Your fabulous femme-cee is as always Smut Slam DC producer and burlesque performer Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges (TBA) who can’t wait to hear about your talent show.

Join us before the show to enjoy delicious pub fare, sample our exclusive happy hour cocktail menu, and browse collections of Fuckbucket confessions from past shows. Get swag, merch, and edutainment from our vendor and partner tables– including Smut Slam DC merch.

As always, the Fuckbucket (where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions) is generously sponsored by nJoy sex toys. We’ve got some fabulous storytelling prize packs on tap for you from our show sponsors, Lotus BloomsGlydeAmericaÜberlube, and Austin Travis.

Tickets:
Pre-order: $10
At Door: $15

Doors: 7:00pm
Show: 8:00pm

Hosted and Produced by: Diva Darling

Nov
19
Thu
Smut Slam DC: Housewarming @ The Brixton
Nov 19 @ 7:00 pm – 10:30 pm
Smut Slam DC: Housewarming @ The Brixton | Washington | District of Columbia | United States

**This show will have ASL interpretation**

Smut Slam DC: Housewarming

Behind the everyday exteriors of our homes lurk all kinds of steamy secrets. Basement dungeons, polyamory date rooms, or even just that couch that’s perfect for Netflix & chilling, home is where the hot is. Join us for a night of stories about home sweet moan.

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page.)

This month, our theme is “Housewarming”. Let’s talk about just how we’re warming our houses, whether it’s stealth sex at Thanksgiving in our childhood bedrooms, or an erotic tour of every room. Did you get steamy in the shower, or turn your kitchen flirting into another kind of feast? Take a break from holiday prep and indulge in everyone’s recipes for home-made stuffing!

Your fabulous femme-cee is as always Smut Slam DC producer and burlesque performer Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges (TBA) who want to hear all about eating out while staying in.

Join us before the show to enjoy delicious pub fare, sample our exclusive happy hour cocktail menu, and browse collections of Fuckbucket confessions from past shows. Get swag, merch, and edutainment from our vendor and partner tables– including Smut Slam DC merch.

As always, the Fuckbucket (where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions) is generously sponsored by nJoy sex toys. We’ve got some fabulous storytelling prize packs on tap for you from our show sponsors, Lotus BloomsGlydeAmericaÜberlube, and Austin Travis.

Tickets:
Pre-order: $10
At Door: $15

Doors: 7:00pm
Show: 8:00pm

Hosted and Produced by: Diva Darling

Dec
17
Thu
Smut Slam DC: Slampusnacht @ The Brixton
Dec 17 @ 7:00 pm – 10:30 pm
Smut Slam DC: Slampusnacht @ The Brixton | Washington | District of Columbia | United States

**This show will have ASL interpretation**

Smut Slam DC: Slampusnacht

Have you been naughty? Really, really naughty? It’s time to confess your sordid mischief and describe your delightful punishments– or let us know how your prehensile tongue deals with your favorite rascals. Twas the night sometime after Krampusnacht, and all the creatures are stirring as we tell salacious tales of getting our jollies.

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page.)

This month, we close out our 2020 season with the theme “Slampusnacht”. Krampus, with his long forked tongue and willow switch, sounds like a kinky Santa to us. Let’s entice him with our tales of nutcrackings and rosy cheeks, our snow-day sexcapades, our holiday hookups. Have you arranged an erotic abduction? Discovered the joy of a toy? We have a wish list of stories a mile long!

Your fabulous femme-cee is as always Smut Slam DC producer and burlesque performer Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges (TBA) who want to hear what grew three sizes that day.

Join us before the show to enjoy delicious pub fare, sample our exclusive happy hour cocktail menu, and browse collections of Fuckbucket confessions from past shows. Get swag, merch, and edutainment from our vendor and partner tables– including Smut Slam DC merch.

As always, the Fuckbucket (where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions) is generously sponsored by nJoy sex toys. We’ve got some fabulous storytelling prize packs on tap for you from our show sponsors, Lotus BloomsGlydeAmericaÜberlube, and Austin Travis.

Tickets:
Pre-order: $10
At Door: $15

Doors: 7:00pm
Show: 8:00pm

Hosted and Produced by: Diva Darling

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